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my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it


you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

(Source: pasqualinoh)

Posted 3 hours ago


I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Posted 7 hours ago

Menstruation: What is the evolutionary or biological purpose of having periods?




This is horrifying hahaha. (Via @amberbenson)

In which human reproduction seriously sounds like the Game of Thrones.

Dear lord

Posted 8 hours ago


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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 8 hours ago







True story: as an itty bitty kid I couldn’t understand what he was singing in those Chevy commercials. I thought he was saying “I go rummmm,” like a truck noise.

That is like ten or twenty different kinds of adorable, like holy crap

I also used to think weather men were in outer space, because I had no concept of what a map was.

oh my god

I thought animators had to draw cartoons as I watched them, so I wouldn’t watch, or would watch and cry because I liked the shows but felt so guilty about how fast the animators had to draw.

this one actually makes me hella sad

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE. As a kid, nobody ever explained to me that the reason old movies and TV shows were in black and white was that color film didn’t exist at the time. I thought it was just something they did to certain things after they’d been around for a long time.

So I have a very distinct memory of watching an episode of Roseanne with my parents and asking them if it would be in black and white by the time I was their age. They couldn’t for the life of them figure out what I was talking about.

Posted 9 hours ago




please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

I’m actually crying I’m laughing so hard. omg.

(Source: buzzfeed)

Posted 9 hours ago




Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time

I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.

This made my day.

Posted 9 hours ago


u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u