Mating Habits of the Skybound Electric Snake

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Sor wrote my novella for me

  1. Sor: Once upon a time
  2. Sor: There was a princess
  3. Sor: And she ate all the carrots
  4. Sor: Which was kindof a problem
  5. Sor: Because ALL the carrots? Seriously, what kind of douche does that?
  6. Sor: Although at least she wasn't as bad as the duke who ate all of the grape tomatoes except like two that were kinda bad looking.
  7. Sor: That guy was an asshole
  8. Sor: Anyways, the king went out and bought more carrots
  9. Sor: And that pretty much solved the problem
  10. Sor: THE END
Posted on Monday, March 26 2012. Tagged with: Now I can retireyay!conversationssorcyress
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Mating Habits of the Skybound Electric Snake
"Tomorrow lies ahead of you, promising infinite possibility. Prepare to spend the day overwhelmed, terrified, and shaking in a corner."

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"This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter."

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"Like a shark, you have to keep moving forward or you die."
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