Mating Habits of the Skybound Electric Snake

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

calleo: kaemrys: nineprotons: tg-j: rhinvan: fizznana: ssop...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:27:58 -0700

calleo:

kaemrys:

nineprotons:

tg-j:

rhinvan:

fizznana:

ssophoo:

vicegud:

shepard-jane:

boostyoureverything:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

Long Shadow/Vision
What if somebody gets Novice Novice tho

Bloody Secret. Not to bad?

Night Knife? My tongue hurts.

fallen eye )))

bald saber … okay

moon knife?

i guess at least it’s not moon moon the assassin

moon turkey are you fucking kidding me

MOON TURKEY

Ancient Wing. *gets her walker* *the one with the hidden blades*

…Moon Blade?

At least you didn’t get Hidden Tomahawk.

Short Secret

I think I’ll stick to dysanic if it’s all the same to everyone

emmyc: limekle: My niece just had her first birthday, and I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:14:14 -0700

emmyc:

limekle:

My niece just had her first birthday, and I decided it was about time she had her very own batmobile. It doubles as a convertible!

I saw a few of these floating around the net a couple years ago and knew someday I would have to make one. So I bought a Cozy Coupe from a local consignment shop, and decided to go all out instead of just putting the logo on the side. It was a fun little project!

cool neighbor alert

typette: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr with that expression and everything.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:02:21 -0700

typette:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

with that expression and everything.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: librarian-byday: I swear, I will do...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:51 -0700

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:59 -0700

sexhaver: i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:36 -0700

sexhaver:

i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt have

cokekitty: OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:58:17 -0700

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

I did the Pokemon fusion thing.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:54:49 -0700

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

brauner-mod: free-ottawe: sabretoothlioness: i really like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:52:15 -0700

brauner-mod:

free-ottawe:

sabretoothlioness:

i really like that people are drawing these now, and this one was really creeping me out.

I really like the view on this one. oddish’s eyes and mouth are markings on the mask instead. Very erie.

I want you to be mine.

friendlyatheist: And still the Hulk can take a wack on the chin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:46:40 -0700

friendlyatheist:

And still the Hulk can take a wack on the chin from it like nothing happened…

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:43:13 -0700

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D

Words Were Never So Useful...: the-teacup-pig-gambit: starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:37:39 -0700

Words Were Never So Useful...: the-teacup-pig-gambit: starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was...:

the-teacup-pig-gambit:

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

Are you an angel?

catsbooksandtheholylance: ABOMINATIONS - set 2! Marodra and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:26 -0700

the dreadful, spindly, killerfish!!

and psychic-bug that'll sap your brain out through your ears. :)

catsbooksandtheholylance:

ABOMINATIONS - set 2!

Marodra and Caterbra!

its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.

seriously guys, it’s so much fun!