Posts tagged ammusant

Posted 1 day ago

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

Posted 1 day ago
  1. cleopatra: *puts snake to breast* its a metaphor
  2. cleopatra: see, you put the killing thing to your breast, but dont give it the power to--oh shit wait no
Posted 2 days ago

cinemagorgeous:

The greatest tweet ever tweeted.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

vastderp:

this is the best gaming experience ever