Posts tagged ammusant

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Posted 23 hours ago

mikki-tsukiyomi:

The only thing he didn’t catch was a common sense

(Source: ash-ofpallet)

Posted 1 day ago
  1. plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
dirkjakeschoicebutts:

saintjimmeh:


I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.


I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me. 

dirkjakeschoicebutts:

saintjimmeh:

I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.

I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me. image

Posted 4 days ago
killer-pineapples:

this is the most quality roleplay I’ve been in all night

killer-pineapples:

this is the most quality roleplay I’ve been in all night

Posted 4 days ago

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

Posted 4 days ago

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Posted 6 days ago
  1. sister: we might buy a cat guess what her name is
  2. me: ok
  3. sister: you want a hint
  4. me: yeah
  5. sister: its the name of a musical
  6. me: cats
  7. sister: LOL no
  8. me: the sound of music
  9. sister: no???
  10. me: little shop of horrors
  11. sister: are you even trying
  12. me: jesus christ superstar
  13. sister: youre an idiot
  14. me: rent
  15. sister: LOL YEAH APRIL THE CATS NAME IS RENT
  16. me: the lion king
  17. sister: its a womans name
  18. me: evita
  19. sister: no
  20. me: kiss me kate
  21. sister: no its just one word
  22. me: oklahoma
  23. sister: omfg
  24. me: grease
  25. sister: seriously
  26. me: brigadoon
  27. sister: A WOMANS NAME
  28. me: evita
  29. sister: you said that
  30. me: a chorus line
  31. sister: april no
  32. me: jersey boys
  33. sister: ANNIE ITS FUCKING ANNIE
  34. me: oh
  35. sister: yeah
  36. me: you should rename her chitty chitty bang bang
  37. sister: im hanging up now