Posts tagged ammusant

Posted 2 days ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 3 days ago
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Posted 4 days ago

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

vastderp:

this is the best gaming experience ever

Posted 1 week ago

heckayeah:

How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit

(Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

Posted 1 week ago

whenromancesmoked:

shiny-things-i-found:

dreamrunnercarnival:

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

are you satan

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

That is fucking diabolical and I love it.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 week ago

thetallesthobbit:

bluecrosswriter:

things to say during sex:

•oho
•nyt vittu
•tulta munille!
•nyt tuli iso jytky
•karjala takaisin!
•no mutta perkele
•pieni muna mutta eipä ole iso sielukaan

image

what the fuck

(Source: jellyfishgay)

Posted 1 week ago

roachpatrol:

planetofjunk:

eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

This is from Potatoland and it (plus all the rest) is fucking gold. 

(Source: glitteringgoldie)