Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think… You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think…
I see this quite frequently as being attributed to an outtake of Sherlock BBC.
This is not Benedict Cumberbatch; it’s Dylan Moran and this is an episode of Black Books.
From the FIRST Episode of Black Books, to be exact.
He’s trying to get a group of skinheads to beat him up so he can claim he’s too injured to do his taxes.
Here’s the entire scene:
people do what now
→tv characters who complete this ride: Bernard Black, Black Books
Bernard Black is my hero.
Manny: You think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: Yes, I think you should wash it. Then you should shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.
I believe the appropriate phrase for this situation is “never not reblog”.
Is that actually correct? I wish to emphasize my deep and abiding love for Bernard Black and, really, everything there is to do with Black Books (the show and the shop). Is “never not reblog” the proper tumblr lingos? Tell me tumblr, for I wish to know your strange and foreign ways!