I’d like to buy a book please!
Best chat-up line.
This is how I ask people out.
It usually works, but that’s because the people I ask out are awesome.
Hence, Bernard spam, commence!
Dylan Moran is my spirit animal of the day.
mek mek mek mek mek!
I mean, also anyone else who’d appreciate a p!nk/Black Books mash-up. But mostly just mek mek mek mek mek!!!
Oh my goodness. My life is complete.