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Posts tagged black books
Posted 4 months ago
Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think… You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think…
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Posted 7 months ago
I don’t know how it works
AT ALL
OH GOD
I see this quite frequently as being attributed to an outtake of Sherlock BBC.
This is not Benedict Cumberbatch; it’s Dylan Moran and this is an episode of Black Books.
From the FIRST Episode of Black Books, to be exact.
He’s trying to get a group of skinheads to beat him up so he can claim he’s too injured to do his taxes.
Here’s the entire scene:
people do what now
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 1 year ago
→tv characters who complete this ride: Bernard Black, Black Books
Bernard Black is my hero.
Manny: You think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: Yes, I think you should wash it. Then you should shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.I believe the appropriate phrase for this situation is “never not reblog”.
Is that actually correct? I wish to emphasize my deep and abiding love for Bernard Black and, really, everything there is to do with Black Books (the show and the shop). Is “never not reblog” the proper tumblr lingos? Tell me tumblr, for I wish to know your strange and foreign ways!
Posted 1 year ago
“Signed, Sherlock Holmes. Sussex Downs, 1912.”
And now to send it to Watson.(Paget/Black Books)
Posted 1 year ago
"Tomorrow lies ahead of you, promising infinite possibility. Prepare to spend the day overwhelmed, terrified, and shaking in a corner."
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"This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter."
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"Like a shark, you have to keep moving forward or you die."
