Hroderich astride her MIGHTY STEED
Hroderich kept me company while I did a bit of cleaning. I swear she tried to steer me while she was up there.
Posts tagged hroderich
Posted 3 months ago
No longer content to simply ride around on my shoulders, Hroderich has demanded I take her for walks around my room.
Posted 4 months ago
I went to change Hroderich’s water dish but she was preventing me from opening the door, so I took her picture instead.
Posted 9 months ago
It’s looking like Hroderich will turn out to be a girl iguana
Probably going to keep using male pronouns for him, anyway
fuck the gender police
Posted 10 months ago
I bought Hroderich a bigger food bowl today, because food kept falling out of the old one when I tried to pile it in there. I figured if it didn’t fit on the ledge where the old food bowl was, I’d take out the upper hide and put the bowl there.
In all the time Hroderich’s had hides, he hasn’t used them, save to walk in and straight out again, and once when he ambushed me from one when I changed his water.
So I chop up Hroderich’s food and put it in the new bowl. It’s a medium sized dog bowl, should last him another couple years before his food starts overflowing again. Says “Rock Star” on it because why not? And I take the bowl in my bedroom to set it up…
Motherfucker’s in his hide.
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