Posts tagged never not reblog
Posted 11 months ago
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Posted 11 months ago
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Posted 1 year ago
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
This needed to be on my blog again
;_; this was too cuteeeee
(Source: sucking-fluts)
Posted 1 year ago
This photoset expresses everything I find hilarious about the graphical hipster emotifart trend.
(Source: thebrownwizard)
"Tomorrow lies ahead of you, promising infinite possibility. Prepare to spend the day overwhelmed, terrified, and shaking in a corner."
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"This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter."
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"Like a shark, you have to keep moving forward or you die."
