Posts tagged sorcyress

Posted 5 months ago
  1. M.: The hipster baby name generator suggests I name any future children "Moustache Beard"
  2. Sor: D:
  3. M.: Maybe I should rename you instead
  4. Sor: nooooooo
  5. Sor: I like my names!
  6. M.: Too late I've already submitted the paperwork
  7. M.: I dub thee Moustache Beard [Surname]
  8. Sor: ...
  9. Sor: *takes a bird*
  10. Sor: *flips it at you*
  11. M. takes bird
  12. M. tapes it to your face
  13. Sor: ...
  14. M.: your beard is so soft like little bird
  15. Sor: D:
  16. Sor: DDDD:
  17. M.: :D
Posted 5 months ago
You would hoard OTHER DRAGONS!
sorcyress asked

Accurate!

Posted 2 years ago
About me: Dysanic is a huge dweeb, in the coolest and most endearing way possible. He wears excellent hats, and even better sunglasses. Sometimes he gets lost on purpose, and has to sacrifice his partner to the gods of fiberglass before he can return home.
sorcyress asked

About me: When one comes back from the future to study Dysanic, one is astonished to find how simple a life he leads. A bestselling author and creator of worlds, one would expect to find Dysanic constantly embroiled inside his own head. Instead, you meet a charming gentleman, who will introduce you to his reptiles, and offer a cookie.

About me: You know that userpic Dysanic uses, of Herbert West with bat eats? Shockingly, that’s actually an entirely accurate image of how Dysanic appears to mortal eyes.

About me: Dysanic has the best beard. Do not touch it, for it contains poison.
About me: Dysanic is a gangly thing, with a seemingly endless number of limbs and digits, stretching out into the dark space between infinities. When asked questions, expect foreign tongues, hissing responses in languages long dead. Dysanic does not listen to music so much as create it, spontaneously, at all times. Should you fear chaos, come no closer.
About me: Dysanic is a proper irishman: storyteller, fiddler, and appreciator of fine booze.
About me: Dysanic is the second-hoopiest frood to ever steal the Heart of Gold.
About me: Dysanic is my clone and pretty much the best person I’ve ever known and I love him wholly and dearly and miss him terribly.
Posted 2 years ago
Apologies if you answered all of these already and I missed it because I've been awful about Tumblr lately. BUT! Beautiful Questions, 10, 14, 19, 27, 30 (hahaha, like I have to ask), 38, 45, 49. GO!
sorcyress asked

10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
Aaa more famous people things. I’m going to go with Hunter S. Thompson because some of those scenes would be incredibly fun to shoot.

14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
Probably not!

19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
Butte.

27: You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it? 
Man, I have
no fucking idea

30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
Yes indeed I sure have

38: Do you know how to pronounce the word “pinochle”?
Have you ever thought
As a herse drove by
That you might be
The next to die?
They wrap you up
In a bloody sheet
And throw you down
About six feet deep
You’re all right
For about a week
But then
your coffin
begins
to
leak…
Theeeeeee
Worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle
on your snout
They eat your eyes
They eat your nose
They eat the jelly
Between your toes
Your eyes fall out
Your teeth decay
And that’s the end
Of your wonderful day
Anybody got a spoon?
(Yes, I do know how to pronounce “pinochle”.)

45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
I wouldn’t eat an organ donor, because that seems really skeevy and someone could use that organ, I’m sure.
But say we’re in Transmet and clones are being grown without brains to be harvested for meat, or a similar hypothetical? Sure would.

49: What’s your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
How can you be objective about which “bodily feature” is best? I’m told I have good eyes, and I like them too, so I suppose I’ll go with that.

Posted 2 years ago
  1. Sor: Have you given any thought to how these zombies work?
  2. M: Yes, they...
  3. Jake: You guys are writing about zombies?
  4. Sor: No.
  5. M: It's a code word. For sex.
  6. Jake: ...
  7. Jake: So how does your sex work?
  8. M: How does *these* sex work.
  9. Jake: You know what. I don't want to know.
Posted 2 years ago
  1. M: There's a scalemate on my violin.
  2. S: That might be a sentence that no one has ever said before.
Posted 2 years ago

Sor wrote my novella for me

  1. Sor: Once upon a time
  2. Sor: There was a princess
  3. Sor: And she ate all the carrots
  4. Sor: Which was kindof a problem
  5. Sor: Because ALL the carrots? Seriously, what kind of douche does that?
  6. Sor: Although at least she wasn't as bad as the duke who ate all of the grape tomatoes except like two that were kinda bad looking.
  7. Sor: That guy was an asshole
  8. Sor: Anyways, the king went out and bought more carrots
  9. Sor: And that pretty much solved the problem
  10. Sor: THE END
Posted 2 years ago
  1. M: Man now I have to get my notes out of the living room to find out what you've done
  2. Sor: I have probably walked into the wrong briefing room, to be perfectly honest
  3. M: Because of course you're making me roll for something that's only on my deadtree sheets
  4. M: I don't remember your luck score so it's entirely possible you're actually in the right briefing room
  5. M: OR you could be in a bathroom who knows
  6. M: Maybe you found silent hill
  7. M: maybe you're in your special place
  8. Sor: ...
  9. Sor: Why am I suddenly filled with trepidation and fear?
  10. M: Because you're playing Paranoia
Posted 2 years ago
mek: You quoted me wrong
Me: What’d I do?
mek: Well for starters you didn’t include the part where I said how utterly studly you are.
Me: Gee thanks!
mek: I LOVE YOU SHMOOPYPANTS! Would you like a pony?
Me: Yes. Yes I would.

(via sorcyress)

I have NEVER once said the word “shmoopypants” out loud. NOT ONCE.

Posted 2 years ago
  1. M: Also
  2. M: My mom tells me that every day I look more like David Tennant
  3. M: But I suspect she's doing that to annoy me
  4. Sor: Your mom is my hero