“Defend Your Home With Your Very Own Portal 2 Turret”
Valve and the merchandise vendor, Gaming Heads, has teamed up together to bring you the latest in nerdy décor. The Aperture turret stands at approximately 16 inches tall and includes a motion sensor that activates the eye light of your deadly friend. The turret is constructed of poly-stone, and is hand painted and finished. The statue also comes packed in a foam interior full coloured box with a validation card that ensures your product is genuine.
The exclusive version of this turret features a sound chip which plays in-game sounds from Portal 2, but has unfortunately already sold out (however you can be put on a wait list). The standard turrets are still available for $299.99 each, but numbers are limited and will be given on a first come first sever basis.
20 years after production on Richard Williams’ The Thief and the Cobbler shut down, one of the original animators, Andreas Wessel-Therhorn, has contributed new artwork for the entire opening sequence of the film. Meanwhile, video restorationists are working right now to make the VHS, SD and HD elements of the film look as good as we can make them. The Thief and the Cobbler: Recobbled Cut Mark 4 is planned for release sometime in 2012.
Oh my God.
I’M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS